if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier
When your friend shares someones nudes with you
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
(Source: gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop
The anatomy of a Chihuahua.
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
(Source: suspectunknown)
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
(Source: coordinatorkenny)
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
